ジャップが下手なのは安倍が悪い

わかったか？

芸術振興費は
ドイツの10分の1だからな！

レガシー、って言葉がやたらに新聞記事で目に付くんですが
なにか、よくわからないｗ
英語をわざわざ使う新しい状況があるの？

セクシーって
意味不明

ぼくのことだといえよう

>>1
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>>1
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``Optional tour``〈Today's activity〉

★Fanny Street Watching tour $40 (bring you by shuttle bus)
This town has so fanny street that the Car races are held every day.
Participating cars are ambulances, police cars, electric patrol cars,
gas patrol cars, and motorcycles with various sirens.
This is a race like the Monaco Grand Prix or Tom and Jerry.
It's Amazing!

~Features of MURPHY'S HOTEL~
1. The TV remote control in the room suddenly disappears.
2. The water pressure becomes weak only when you use the shower.
3. There are many parents who make their children cry and cry on purpose.
4. There are many owners who make their dogs cry and cry on purpose.
5. The boasting of the sound of motorcycles often appears to hear the sound.
6.There may be foreign matter like a piece of plastic in sushi at a sushi bar.
7. You're the only one in the room, but there's a roll of toilet paper on the toilet seat.
8. Fake Usain Bolt, who overtakes you with a dash all of a sudden, comes out.
9. The road construction starts when you check in, and it ends when you check out.
10. When you boot up your laptop, hackers from all over the country visit you.
11. When you check in, the train passing by turns into Miles Davis.
12. When you check in, there will be many emergency cases around the hotel and many ambulances will be sent out.
13. If you buy low-fat bacon at the convenience store of the hotel, you will get fatty bacon somehow.
14. If you charge the spare batteries of your digital camera and go out, the uncharged batteries appear.
15. Please note that the gas burner that you bought online is a very dangerous product that keeps spraying from the time of installation.

But don't worry. So here is MURPHY!! Thank you!━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

もう、ヤル気をすっかり無くしてしまった安倍首相

初動の遅れがず〜と続いている。誰も気がついているよ

アベ専用アベノマスクに90億円w

安倍晋三総理は「緊急事態解除」をきっかけに、辞めると思う
当人が、もう厭き厭きしているのが、最新の映像でよ〜くわかる

安倍の顔色が良くない、という印象

>コロナ対策に成功しているのに「失敗した」と思い込む不思議な日本人（谷本 真由美） | 現代ビジネス | 講談社（1/9）
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>日本は今や、先進国の中では死者数がトップクラスに少なく、コロナ対策では世界屈指の成功例とみなされています。

成功だろう。安倍日本は、勝ち組。